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    Turns Out Racist Jokes

    {Dark|Black color|African american} People Racist Jokes
    The earth is a beautiful place and {includes|contains|involves} beautiful people. Black or white, Asian or American, {everyone is|everybody is|every individual is} beautiful and I value all of them. {We|I actually|My spouse and i} do not support racism.
    However, jokes {are made to|were made to} make one laugh and indulge in the moments. {Therefore|Thus|Consequently} if you are like me and you like racial jokes, especially {dark|dark-colored} people jokes then you have come to the right place. Out of {a large number of|1000s of} jokes, I have narrowed down {some of the|a number of the|several of the} best black people jokes that are absolutely hilarious.


    Best Black People Racial Jokes:-
    Why don’t you see any slow black people?
    All the slow ones are in prison.
    What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
    A bus full of black people going over a cliff.
    Why don’t black people have dreams? Look what happened to the last one who did.
    Why don’t sharks eat black people?
    They think it’s whale shit.
    How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
    When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.
    What’s long and black?
    The unemployment line.
    What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.
    What are three things you can’t give a black person?
    A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
    How are black people and tornadoes similar?
    It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
    Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their kids how to walk.
    Why do blacks people take a knee? Because standing upright is more difficult for them.
    What’s a black mans idea of foreplay?
    “Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”
    How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
    A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, “Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?” The black man says, “No, but I can ax you a question?”
    What’s the similarities between an apple and a black person?
    They both look good hanging from trees.
    Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
    So they don’t bite their fingers.
    Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.
    Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
    They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
    A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
    – His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
    – His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
    – The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
    What do you categorize a black peson as?
    Nothing, they aren’t considered anything on this earth.
    This is it. I am sure that you liked these black people racist jokes. If you did then comment below so that other can see and share with your pals to make them laugh.


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